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Created on 2006-04-18 20:28:35 (#10059564), last updated 2007-03-06
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Basic Info| Name: | Melissa |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1978-08-15 |
| Location: | Olive Branch, Mississippi, United States |
| Website: | Myspace |
BioThings you never needed to know about me.
I'm...
a mom of two beautiful children.
in love.
currently in school.
THE BEST procrastinator.
a catalogue junkie.
not a big fan of the telephone...years of customer service does that to you.
a cat person.
easily amused.
odd.
blunt.
shy.
I ♥ theOnion.
"Next time, try not to select your murder weapon on the basis of how much it will impress the police when they find it."
"You've often said you'd kill for a good piece of cheesecake, but the sad truth is you're not prepared to go beyond savagely raping and mutilating someone with a rusty bayonet for it."
"Next time, ask yourself: How would I feel if I were a nurse and someone murdered me that way?"
"You will be mortified to realize that you misspelled the words "fiery," "dynamite," and "vengeance" in your letter to the president."
thkx for the banner![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
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I'm...
a mom of two beautiful children.
in love.
currently in school.
THE BEST procrastinator.
a catalogue junkie.
not a big fan of the telephone...years of customer service does that to you.
a cat person.
easily amused.
odd.
blunt.
shy.
I ♥ theOnion.
"Next time, try not to select your murder weapon on the basis of how much it will impress the police when they find it."
"You've often said you'd kill for a good piece of cheesecake, but the sad truth is you're not prepared to go beyond savagely raping and mutilating someone with a rusty bayonet for it."
"Next time, ask yourself: How would I feel if I were a nurse and someone murdered me that way?"
"You will be mortified to realize that you misspelled the words "fiery," "dynamite," and "vengeance" in your letter to the president."
thkx for the banner
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